Top Quotes From Newquay 2008
30 Jun 2008

"Dave's- C**K and Balls"

"We jumped from a bus travelling (add your own speed between 70mph and Mach 8) going uphill"

"I'd make your summer berry burst"

Insert the word AIDS into every conversation

"If that was any greener I'd have to smoke it"

"Double Punch!!"
"Downward Punch!!"

"C**T!"

"You're a waste of a perfectly good sperm!"

"£5 tip!!"

"That burp tasted of breast cancer"

"I'm gonna be like that German guy, but without the R**E"

"I'd do her with her shinpads on"

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The Official Top Ten Quotes from Newquay 2007
10 Jul 2007

1- "Divas- T**S and A*S, whahooo

2- Half way through the semi final:
Edgey - "come on boys these are S**T"
Dan - "shut up AIDs boy have some respect!"
Opposition centre forward - "No mate, were F*****G S**T!"

3- "Is that a question?"

4- "I'm Injured"

5- "Whats wrong with you now Si!?"

6- "Are you SURE this is the final?"

7- "Minus 6"

8- "I can't believe Woody's team qualified, we are SO much better than them!"

9- "Should have won that one...."

10- Upon entry to the caravan:
"Alroooooight - keeeeed!!!!"

WeKissFootball Newquay Tour Presentation
15 Jul 2007

Thursday 16th August will see the WKF clan don their shirts and ties in Chicago Rock Redditch, to commemorate the recent Newquay Summer Spectacular Tour. Tickets are available now through: The Door at Chicago Rock, at whatever cost they charge you on a Thursday, by all means come and watch the events unfold, but don't disturb us.

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